As I was looking at the mail (a credit card offer),
Jack: "Daddy, what is that? Is that for Carmen? Is that for Balentines Day?
Me: Ahhh its just business Jack.
Jack: Is that for God? Is that for Jesus?"
Jack needing his nose blown,
Jack: "Mommy and daddy, you don't blow my nose. You blow Wiyyie and Eyyet's nose."
Me: "Oh Jack are you learning how to blow your own nose?"
Jack: "Yeah, God is helping me."